Down

I’m down in the dumps,
I’m stuck in a rut,
I’m really feeling so low.
I must have got out the wrong side of bed,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.

I’ve got in a hump,
I’m just an old grump,
Worse things happen at sea,
There’s a black cloud above me,
Only my dad could love me,
And I think I must have dessert.

I should turn my frown,
Upside down,
If I smile it might never happen.
A face like a slapped arse,
I could be pushing up grass,
All the time sucking on a lemon.

Oh! Hold on a minute,
My friend’s going to visit,
Maybe I will cheer up now!